Unreal but true...

Had about 6 'good' ideas to thrash out here last night but decided to let them marinate and simmer on a low fire over night. The idea being that they'd be nice and juicy and flavourful by the morning and ready to serve with a little garnish. Unfortunately that works only with meat. So here I am bright and awake and only a faint glimmer of an idea in the horizon.
Interesting day it was, yesterday. Started with about a million transliterated messages wishing me a happy new year. I'm assuming everybody knows what I'm talking about... if you don't then google 'ugadi'. But more important than a foot long round worm that I fished out of somebody was this interesting new fact I learnt that asia carrera, erstwhile porn queen, is a member of mensa. Now the problem is I'm not sure what to make out of either porn queens or mensa. Think I'll push the respectmeter for porn queens up. Now don't get me wrong the respectmeter for porn queens, princesses of even handmaidens is all the way up and maybe just below the makers of animated films, creators of Unreal tournament and brewers of beer. And before your minds come up with some perverted line its all entertainment. So it turns out that this half japanese half german semiconductor enhanced ringmistress of the kink has a tested iq in the range of 155. And is a fan of unreal tournament... more about that a little later. And manages her own website (which by the way has a hilarious FAQ) yada yada. impressive and just a general bit of information so you can show off to your friends.

Had someone ask me if mensa was called so because the organisation met every month...

On Unreal Tournament... What a game. No story line, No insane objective hidden in some deep dungeon. Just a room, a weapon and 4 other guys (notice there are no bad guys either). The idea is to kill 20 times. Everybody (including you) respawns after being shot down with only a pistol but there's more damaging guns around... Almost like life... Its energy release like no other. Survived many an exam-linked nervous breakdown thanks to UT.

Another strange point... AsiaC was a porn queen and a fan of unreal tournament creates her own mods/maps etc etc... there was this woman a few years ago who designed some crazy quake mods and also creamed the designers of the game in some online deathmatch and then became a pornstar... think her name was killcreek case or something of the sort. Strange but true. Just another bit of utterly useless information to irk the world with. Enjoy.